Everything & Nothing

August 28 2015

Well peoples, another thread in the similar vain to it's predecessors, anything and everything x 4. Where you can chat and chew the fat on anything you desire. Impossible to go off topic. Over to you all in the RHP sandpit. Play nice and no throwing sand And be careful, the cat may have buried a turd in the pit overnight......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    awesome... (And I voted YES)NOW.. Step two... and I truly hope those have not thought of this, and voted YES for M.E.have the clarity of mind to vote YES for "EUTHENASIA".. across the board.. ASAP... Just saying..

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Ready when you are.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Ready when you are.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    RHP ruler strikes again 8-9" Yep, had the can of deodorant out for the all important comparison picture 😉 Special mention for the dick not quite touching the pussy, his fingers pushing back on his balls 😂😂 Out by a good 2" 😉

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    There’s now Star Wars themed sex toys. May the force be with you. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    I looked more carefully. There’s a green dildo that’s meant to be Yoda. Its gross. I can’t think of him in that way. Memory Violated. However, the perfect Christmas present for that hard to buy for nerd. 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen' I looked more carefully. There’s a green dildo that’s meant to be Yoda. Its gross. I can’t think of him in that way. Memory Violated. However, the perfect Christmas present for that hard to buy for nerd. 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile So a green Yoda dildo is gross but more that happy to let an Elf on the shelf feel your tits up-lol Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    May the force be in you... :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen' There’s now Star Wars themed sex toys. May the force be with you. - Posted from rhpmobile I just saw the ad for them on Fb. That Darth Vader one looks the way to feel the true power of The Dark Side.. **raised fist clench** Is that AAA, Maybe..? May the Force come in rechargeable.

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver'- Posted from rhpmobile So a green Yoda dildo is gross but more that happy to let an Elf on the shelf feel your tits up-lol Mr Luvsilver He did have his hands down my pants but mods said it was "Too Hot" LOL. Elf porn.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I see my fan club is on moderating duties tonight

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    Just wanting to wish my little Redhot friend a very Happy Birthday. May all your wishes and dreams come true, and may the next 12 months bring further unexpected joy and happiness to you. Best wishes and heaps of hugs, Tall

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    hope you have a great day and evening mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Happy birthday 🎂

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    3 new wigs arrived in the post. All human hair...... Thanks to the donors, hopefully not via the morgue..... Strange things happen in China

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    👍 hoping this birthday brings some nice um packages 😜 The gift that keeps on giving 😉

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' 3 new wigs arrived in the post. All human hair...... Thanks to the donors, hopefully not via the morgue..... Strange things happen in China glad to see my back hair donations went to a good cause

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    My male pattern hair loss continues I will ask you to order a wig or two for me also...

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Redhot! 🥂🎂

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Red have a long good happy juicey, birthday evening. I know the prezzie won't be gift rapped for long but it's a very giving gift that will make u smile for rest of the week.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    thanks you all and i had a great time thanks to tall and i was blow away 23 guys at my work sign a birthdy card all said nice things

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    2 Ewes

  • Eiliethiya

    Eiliethiya

    7 years ago

    Of being single and only this year (and specifically the past six months) have I been stood up for dates by not 1, but 3 different guys. Not sure if this is just a new trend in being disrespectful or its something about me specifically?!? I'm f*ing over it either way! lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    I still love ya guts 😍😍😍😍 Besides l know people who know people that can sort them out 😂

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    Don't know about the guys around your way, but they obviously don't know how to spot a lovely lady. I wouldn't do that to ya, for sure.. Tall

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Lots of man flu up your way apparently. So bad, they must die from it because you never hear from them again. Or maybe Freaky did sort them out......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Maybe they were scared. Maybe their courage evaporated as the day came up...that you would be disappointed in what you saw. That they were aiming too high..?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Kool might have something there. Could just be they weren't who they appeared to be and were aiming for the stars, fantasy type thing and then pull the plug 😀

  • Eiliethiya

    Eiliethiya

    7 years ago

    But you guys are awesome for my ego! xx All good...I always have Freaky's escapades to fall back on and envy when I don't have my own to enjoy! lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    7 years ago

    I have the new game of thrones and a week off... bliss

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    7 years ago

    Hello RHP fellows, it’s been almost a year since I last wandered in here, hope you all have been well :) I am not really back, just a brief visit to send my regards to my friends on here, as well as wishing you a safe holiday season however you take the break :) Take care peeps and smile no matter what! 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    maybe they just don't know talented, and refinement when its looking at them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    What a week. I don't remember the last time I was this tired...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' 3 new wigs arrived in the post. All human hair...... Thanks to the donors, hopefully not via the morgue..... Strange things happen in China Remind me to tell you a human hair story from Mozambique

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    i was in a bad way for over 2 years but this xams i get to send it with some one that really like me and i hope you all have a gret safe xams loving you all red

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    If an exhibitionist plays up in public do they have any right to"privacy"?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Betty7216' Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' 3 new wigs arrived in the post. All human hair...... Thanks to the donors, hopefully not via the morgue..... Strange things happen in China Remind me to tell you a human hair story from Mozambique Is this the one where you didn't shave your legs for 6 months..? Joking, of course, Betty. I dream of combing your legs..

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'sweetgem' Hello RHP fellows, it’s been almost a year since I last wandered in here, hope you all have been well :) I am not really back, just a brief visit to send my regards to my friends on here, as well as wishing you a safe holiday season however you take the break :) Take care peeps and smile no matter what! 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile Thinking of you in your time of need. Feeling for you. Xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Growing them in sweet anticipation 😍🤗😆

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Pop in and see us when you need to. You have a lot of friends and support here xx

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    @koolgrey - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Think I'll have to come see you and get the story. Bubbles?

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' What a week. I don't remember the last time I was this tired... that getting so tired was for a good reason... Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Started a new job, so I suppose yes it was for a good reason but not the one you're alluding to. There's still no rain in sight to ease that drought, unfortunately. One year next month, which I think is my longest spell ever. Sigh.

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    7 years ago

    Auntie Annie and I_touch_myself2 for your kind words of support xx My friends in here is the main reason why I came back while I still have a lot of fights to get through 😊 I can’t just let 2017 slips pass without wishing you all a safe and wonderful Christmas and New Year 🌹🌹 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Best wishes to you in this difficult time. I hope you stop in here again and keep us updated on how you are travelling. xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Betty7216' Growing them in sweet anticipation 😍🤗😆 Oooooooh..!! Excited muchly. I'M growing in sweet anticipation..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Koolgrey' Quoting 'Betty7216' Growing them in sweet anticipation 😍🤗😆 Oooooooh..!! Excited muchly. I'M growing in sweet anticipation..

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Xmas time isn't the most funnest (if that's a word) time of the year for my daughter and l so this year we're jumping on a cruise ship and getting the fuck out of here 😜🏝🛳 I feel like l have found my village where l can be myself and not be judged, oh who am l kidding 😂😂😂 but you know what l mean. I have met some of the most beautiful people too many to name, this year who have honestly made it the best year I've had for quite awhile (gee that's a bit deep) and hope to meet many more. Road trip with Eiliethiya to EQs place is on the cards me thinks for even more laughs. You Melbournites might even get another visit if you can get the temperature above 9 degrees 😝 Anyway wishing all you beautiful, amazing people a very Merry and safe Xmas and hope Santa brings you everything you hoped for even if it doesn't fit in his sack. Love ya guts 😘😘😘 FF Ps. I'm sure l can get internet on the ship to keep in touch, just in case l meet the love of my life and don't have time 😂😂😂

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Have fun on the luv boat. Hope they are ready for you....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Good for you freaky 👍 Luv boat indeed. That'll be a trip to remember for the other passengers 😀 Full debrief upon your return please ☺

  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Normal family cruise NOT swingers cruise 😂😂😂 Although.....l

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It might not have been a swingers cruise, but it will be now 😎

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Mmmm bit hard as the young lady runs commando, no briefs to debrief. Safe travels champ. Livittothefullest.😎👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Topic about grooming. Cracked up, images of kool combing Betty's leg hair 😂😂

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    My mind went to chimpanzees picking out fleas LOL. Now I'm imagining Kool doing it to Betty and eating the fleas. Freaky have a fun time on your cruise xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Google has no image results for "Elf on an elf"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Yeah, I'd pictured the primates grooming too.. 🙄 But more likely : Me, with a beautiful, handcarved afro comb...made of dark, rainforest timber and inlaid with mother-of-pearl...parting lines into Betty's lustrous( I imagine they're dark.. ) leg locks. Oh, the serenity..! It'd be enough to make one take up cigars, too.. 😊

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Makes chimpanzees sexy 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    freaky ,apparently it’s not a boat ,i keep getting in trouble ,don’t even start me on this crap about it’s a her ,😂 mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    EQ - feel like I should clarify that I don't have fleas ... and I'm not sure if you are calling me a chimpanzee, or saying that the idea of Kool combing my leg hairs makes chimps seem sexy? hahaha New main pic... Close up of my leg hair??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'EarthQueen' Makes chimpanzees sexy 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile If you have a closer look I thik you'll find they're Bononbo's and they are SEXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    They are Bonobos.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Clean shaven is so yesterday. Let's all grow our leg hair 😁

  • Eiliethiya

    Eiliethiya

    7 years ago

    My Freaky friend. Definitely count me in for any roadtrippin' shenanigans involving meeting RHP'ers! ;-) 2 trips to Melbourne already this year..out and about these days.. Comfort zone?! What comfort zone?! lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Well you always have somewhere to stay in... *ahem* near Melbourne ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    omg it so hot here yeserter was 41 at work and it this 30 were i live and it going to a bad day so all the guys and girls feeling this heat take care and try to keep cooland only 2 days be for iam on holidays for 2 weeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'm disappointed... Google has no image results for "Elf on an elf" So do you mean reverse image search proved Earthqueen is in fact Earthqueen? 😀

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    If a shark turns upside down, it slips into a coma. So next time you're attacked by a shark, flip that baby over 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' If a shark turns upside down, it slips into a coma. So next time you're attacked by a shark, flip that baby over 😎 This made my day

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Flip a shark over 😂😂 no worries 👍👌

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Enjoy your holiday!! 😊

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    ITM Is this effective on 3 to 5 mtr snapping hand bags we have up our way..... ??? Just asking incase I have a off day. 😆😎👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Haha I'm not familiar with snapping handbags. Is that a form of rejection? 😉

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Croc's or the floating logs with teeth. similar to "Noah's arks" nick name/slang for sharks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    No crocs can unfortunately roll their prey, no coma for them 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Doesn't feel like it tonight Melbourne Thoughts are with the victims, their families and friends and all the emergency personnel

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You're actually teaching me some good ol' Aussie slang. And here I was thinking I was the Queen of slang 😀 You said 'Back the truck up' in another topic. I love that, heard it before obviously but hadn't heard it in quite a while. Might just steal that one 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Dog's eye and dead horse, all coming back to me now 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    An entire week of Datefinder availability. Here goes nothing :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Very happy u got a giggle out of it young lady. Many humorous post u written have made me laugh, so a little reward is good. Even if your well in front. Happy camping

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    Re the shark roll pacifier and crocs - s'pose as you are in the right location, you could always experiment with the snappers and report back to us - at least the rest of us wold know in case we happen to holiday up your way or northern Qld or WA. Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    seeing as there has been plenty of shark activity 'round your way, you can let us know how you fare too.... Tall

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    I just wanna remind everyone to take care on the roads this Christmas. If you are running late, just make a phone call to take off the pressure...and remember that even if you’re in and out of roadworks, or stuck behind a slower vehicle ding 80km/h the time actually lost really is fuck all.. at 80km/h you’ll lose 12 mins in every hour that you’re unable to spend at 100km/h... So in order for you to be held by 15mins you’d have to be behind them constantly for a minimum of an hour...and that’s usually never the case.... If you’re planning to consume ANY alcohol as I know we all do...have a plan B in place to get home or to your accomodation....a taxi/Uber really is a small price to pay vs potentially making this Christmas one to remember for all the WRONG reasons.....instead of all the right ones... Fatigue....again being late is better than not arriving at all. A simple phone call to say you’re gonna have a nap is never going to piss off a reasonable person, have that nap, stop for 20 mins and have a walk to just break the monotony of a boring drive... I don’t really wanna wear your car on the front of my truck because you felt obligated or pressured into arriving at a particular time....remember you may be dead, but the visions of the collision I or someone else will still see for years to come... Lastly.... Emotions.... If you’ve been unfortunately involved in a family spat, and you’re pissed off and need to take some time out, do it....just not in your car...your emotions are like alcohol and can cloud an otherwise sound judgement call...cool off by going for a brisk walk that raises your heart rate a bit....a inflated heart rate from walking is better than one from shock .... I really don’t like sounding like peoples mother, but a family was devastated just yesterday when the car (that a couples kids were in) left the road in front of them, and sadly their adult and teenage kids were unable to saved....the cause unknown...and my thoughts go out to them and other families like it that have lost someone this Christmas.... it’s never the right time, but we don’t need to tempt that fate either by making poor decisions.... Merry Christmas to you all :) Chris - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hear hear, yes let's all take a moment to reflect on that. I've seen idiotic drivers already, ducking and weaving through traffic, bit further along you pull up next to them at a set of lights. It's just not worth the few minutes they're trying to save, risking harm to others. Yes yes and yes to everything you said, and sad for that family

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Not nearly as much 'shark' activity as I'd like 😉 Flirting away trying to get a bite lol

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    I couldn’t even try to imagine witnessing the accident that my kids would subsequently end up deceased as a result....heartbreaking...

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Tall I shall report back as quick as a royal commission on banking. After the intial brief out in mid 2014, or close to that date. However due to staff short falls . (Cut backs, slashing, or just getting chew up). Ant and young I Touch yes survive the drive. Better off arriving late rather than "Dead on arrival". Unfortunately I suffered loss of two family members both left on side of road after DUI driver run them off the road. Many hrs before another vehicle came alone and alert emergency services. This happen In the mining area of the Kimberley. Had law enforcement officer in the car and his wife, they lost thier 2 month old child. Got no time for drink drivers. BAC should be "ZERO". Full stop

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Did the parents witness it? omg that's just horrible. I watch random stuff on youtube, because I don't have tv so flick through some clips on my phone before I go to sleep, and watched some vids on texting while driving and the consequences. Heatbreaking, parents and friends left to ask why, why did they glance down at a text and in that split second, lost their life. One chick survived just, but was so badly injured, her skull was shattered, she has practically no hearing, is blind in one eye, other problems, others died, one chick drove under a truck, another crashed into a concrete wall, the text she was reading was from her Mum and was one word. Her Mum now has to live with the guilt over that, although it wasn't her fault. Really sad. So please don't look at your phones when driving

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Not nearly as much 'shark' activity as I'd like 😉 Flirting away trying to get a bite lol I might have to consider coming over for a bit of 'sharking' just for you.... Tall

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    They most certainly did... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Helicopter and police sirens, another chase. Had one the other day. Some serious shit goes down around here. They'll get them eventually. Heaps of police cars

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Helicopter and police sirens, another chase. Had one the other day. Some serious shit goes down around here. They'll get them eventually. Heaps of police cars your luck is holding up still, then, You probably know all the short cuts by now, don't ya.... Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Haha 😂😂 they won't catch me lol 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I am SO ready for this year to be done... By far the worst of 9 tough years, I'm bloody exhausted *vent over*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    xx onward and upward as they say 👍

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    Betty...just hang on a bit longer xx

  • MrPlayful

    MrPlayful

    7 years ago

    Just getting in early! Ive been otherwise occupied lately and probably won’t be here over the next couple of days, so thought it best to jump on now and wish everyone the best time possible over the festive period. Have fun, stay safe and look forward to a naughty new year! Cheers 🍻

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    And you too. Have a great one 👍

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Back at u Mr Playful, happy safe Xmas period. :)😀

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